Ettiquette. Fake It Or Lose It.

Ok, let's get this clear. Who's paying for this meal?

I believe it is always a good idea to fake etiquette if you don't have it. Let's face it. Many people lose their etiquette after they know each other better. They fake right from the start of the relationship. However, if you are someone who is simply too honest and you don't want to fake etiquette in order to impress your partner, it is definitely up to you.

After all, we want our dates to:

1.Talk with his/her mouth full.
2.Order an incredulous amount of food that only an elephant can finish.
3.Drink excessive alcohol during dinner and spewing vomit everywhere later.
4.Refuse to tip the waiter/waitress.
5.Talk bad about their previous dates/partners.
6.Bring insufficient money when the credit limits are way overloaded.
7.Be rude and critical about our actions.
8.Kiss us before we even hold hands.
9.Give their attention to other people when we speak.
10.Act like Brad Pitt.
11.Act like Jessica Alba.
12.Answer multiple phone calls during the date.
13.Late for the movies.
14.Go to the toilet every fifteen minutes to make sure their hair is neat.
15.Remain in the toilet for half an hour every time. (With no apparent genuine reason)
16.Promise to call us back when they never had the intention in the beginning.
17.Appear like Grizzly Adams for the date.
18.Expect us to pay for everything.